Are You There God? Um, Hello?
Can I get your cell phone # ? You never answer the home phone.I can't seem to get ahold of you anymore. You've changed. Are you seeing someone else?
LOL
Seriously though, I was thinking about " God" and a thought occurred to me:
Think about the people who have REALLY affected history. The guy that invented cocaine
( NOT the coca plant, obviously). The guy who invented and fired the first gun. Etc.
I'm sure these folks didn't know what they were unleashing upon the world, good or bad.
If I recall, they both thought they were helping mankind. They DID, but they also opened
a Pandora's box, created a monster.
One thing they DID do, no matter what side of the fence you are on, is affect mankind PROFOUNDLY.
What if God IS a higher power, and exists?
But what if God is like some woman that had fifty kids and can't keep track of WHAT the hell is going on with her kids? 20 are in jail, 10 are selling drugs, 5 are in college defying the odds, the rest are pregnant or prostituting or both...
lol
What if God is real, he was doing an experiment one day just because he was bored, and everything got allll out of control? I'm talking about the biblical idea of creation in one week.
Wonder how long it took to invent cocaine, or the first gun? A week?
Things got out of control.
Maybe God thought he'd be watching his little dolls that he made in his image forever, and things went horribly wrong. WE went horribly wrong, and now He can't keep track of us anymore than the guy that invented the gun or cocaine could keep track of all the crack users and armed robbers that came after these inventions?
IF there is a God, I rather think this is what has happened.
Maybe God's mother or Father came in, caught him working on his project, making a little world with people, whupped his ass and put him to bed without supper ( since God has such a bad temper, maybe he got it from HIS father), and we wound up in the cosmic trash to fend for ourselves?
Just a thought. : )
LOL
Seriously though, I was thinking about " God" and a thought occurred to me:
Think about the people who have REALLY affected history. The guy that invented cocaine
( NOT the coca plant, obviously). The guy who invented and fired the first gun. Etc.
I'm sure these folks didn't know what they were unleashing upon the world, good or bad.
If I recall, they both thought they were helping mankind. They DID, but they also opened
a Pandora's box, created a monster.
One thing they DID do, no matter what side of the fence you are on, is affect mankind PROFOUNDLY.
What if God IS a higher power, and exists?
But what if God is like some woman that had fifty kids and can't keep track of WHAT the hell is going on with her kids? 20 are in jail, 10 are selling drugs, 5 are in college defying the odds, the rest are pregnant or prostituting or both...
lol
What if God is real, he was doing an experiment one day just because he was bored, and everything got allll out of control? I'm talking about the biblical idea of creation in one week.
Wonder how long it took to invent cocaine, or the first gun? A week?
Things got out of control.
Maybe God thought he'd be watching his little dolls that he made in his image forever, and things went horribly wrong. WE went horribly wrong, and now He can't keep track of us anymore than the guy that invented the gun or cocaine could keep track of all the crack users and armed robbers that came after these inventions?
IF there is a God, I rather think this is what has happened.
Maybe God's mother or Father came in, caught him working on his project, making a little world with people, whupped his ass and put him to bed without supper ( since God has such a bad temper, maybe he got it from HIS father), and we wound up in the cosmic trash to fend for ourselves?
Just a thought. : )
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